The Low-Flow Toilet Awareness Project (LFTAP) provides community outreach support to Americans annoyed with having to repeatedly flush their government-regulated low-flow toilets. The "environmentally friendly" regulations were initiated back in '92 by clueless politicians, in an effort to supposedly save water. Conversely, low-flows have lead to repeat-flushes which have lead to an increase in water consumption, not to mention an increase in frustrated flushers. Sadly, multi-flushing is an unintended consequence of silly government intervention. More details here.

At 1pm, Sunday, April 27, over 100 shooters gathered at Boomershoot to unite in therapeutic self expression, taking their toilet annoyances out of the bathroom and onto the gun range. Shooters fired at a low-flow toilet filled with reactive targets to create fiery explosions, reducing the porcelain commode into smithereens.

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